Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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