I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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