we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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