i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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