Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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