Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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