The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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