what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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