Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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