I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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