fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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