and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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