Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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