We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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