David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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