real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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