I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
As shirtless as possible
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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