Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
i believe in u and ur pee
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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