it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
