Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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