if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my vag is so smooth its legendary
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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