a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.