I wish i was in the wii world.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.