It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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