I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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