I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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