he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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