So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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