Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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