This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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