"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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