i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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