Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I lost the right to judge tonight
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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