dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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