Dual....:-)
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
