found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going