when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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