Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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