Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am spending my child support on dildos
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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