If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Randomize
