question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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