Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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