I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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