I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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