Sry I called you an 8
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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