she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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