it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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