i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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