Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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