That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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