I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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