He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I think my moral compass just broke
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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