Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I lost the right to judge tonight
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I want a musical about memes.
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