The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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