Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You may now shotgun with the bride
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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