Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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