I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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